Here. By planning the use of ARRA stimulus tax dollars, the Vice President is forcing Americans to subsidize his commuter service between Washington, DC and Delaware.

The Veep goes by a lot of names, sheriff, for one as the above article explains. I have another one. How about Choo-Choo Joey, after the 1960’s cartoon commercial Choo-Choo Charlie? Only instead of Joey’s train being powered by Good and Plenty candy, Joey’s train runs on Americans’ tax dollars.